Definition of books (Kitaabe) by Aamir Khan

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This was the most funniest part in the movie "3 IDIOTS"...
Definition of books (kitaabe) : Instruments are record , analyze, summarize, organize, debate in explained information that I illustrative in non illustrative hard bound paper bag jacket in non jacketed with forward introduction, table of content, index, that is intended for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of human brain's sensory route of vision...sometimes touch! Am I right Aamir Sir? ( Guys, please correct me if I'm wrong somewhere)



3 idiots, a very well scripted and screened movie I've ever seen. Really, this movie has won my heart. Movie contains everything; awesomeness, emotions, idiotic and comedy moments, oh lovely and very meaningful songs of course. Very touching movie. I just can't stop myself praising about and promoting this movie though It's neither mine nor my cup of tea. Yea, you can call it socialization. I just want everyone to watch this movie once and make it biggest bollywood blockbuster in indian history than ever. Aamir and Rajkumar hirani has just started new ganeration of bollywood movies through this movie. Theirs movies teach a lot to the world and point to some systems which need to be changed. I liked Aamir's character in the movie, very cool,calm and composed character. If you haven't watched the movie yet then Nothing izz Well in your life. I'll rate it 5/5. Try to watch the moive in theatre only instead of buying or downloading pirated copies. Worth watching and implementing in our life.

No one can watch it just once. I bet you.

some beautiful and very meaningful lyrics of one of the best song in the movie...

saari umrr hum mar marke ji liye
ik pal toh abb hamein jine do, jine do

(saari umrr hum mar marke ji liye
ik pal toh abb hamein jine do, jine do) - (2)
na na na na na na......
(give me some sunshine, give me some rain
give me another chance i wanna grow up once again) - (2)

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Rider of Life - LUCK!

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I'm writing my first ever poem and here I go... !! Rider of the Life - LUCK !! ..FEEDBACK ?

people whom we need very badly
we get them very rarely.

people whom we are not at all needy
it's hard to leave their company.

people whom we are very anxious to meet
we can not achieve it.

people whom we dislike from the bottom of our heart
we have to approach them apart.

when we do not like to live life
time doesn't get over like strife.

At the beginning in life- things we think as a meaningless
are very deep and thick forest

and this, we realize at the end of our life.

when we realize the true meaning of our life
then time gets over and stabs us with knife.

and this is the name of LUCK only!

whatever alertness we take or keep to be fit
no matter, you can't ride it.

You have to follow it wherever it takes you.

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P.S. : This crap is written by me so if you like it then please do comment on it because it feels nice when someone appreciates the crap you write. (laughs)! Thank you!! :)

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Love Knows no Boundaries no Barriers no Distance

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Its already been half-an-hour of waiting, and there’s still no sign of her. And she is perfectly capable of turning up a further one hour late too. Doesn’t she know waiting at a crowded railway station after a hard day’s work is no fun at all? Sigh! There’s always something more important than me she has to finish. Meetings to be attended, friends to be called, money to be earned. I could wait, as I always did and I always would. She’d taken me for granted. Something I normally wouldn’t allow from anybody. But for obvious reasons, the case with her is different.

What are these reasons? I love her. And when you’re in love, nothing else matters. Religion, parents’ opinion, your sense of right and wrong, all go for a toss. The world becomes beautiful and innocent. Small things give abundant joy. It’s the most beautiful thing to ever happen to anyone, and everything else seems so immaterial. Love is love, and trivial things do not count. What else would make me wait for so long for her at god-forsaken places like crowded bus-stops, coffee shops, beaches or sometimes even the usual lamp-post near her house?

I met Piya at a club three years ago. She seemed smart and interesting in the very first impression. And immediately, something inside me told me I wanted to get to know her better. Soon, numbers were exchanged and ‘chance’ meetings became frequent, and it didn’t take long for both of us to realize that we were in love with each other.

My parents had no inkling that Piyu (as I fondly called her) existed, and I didn’t try telling them. They had never known about the previous girls I’d been dating since junior college, too. In a nutshell, I never let them in on my feelings for anybody.

Piyu is the most wonderful person I’ve ever met. I think she’s very understanding, calm, mature, and she loves and cares for me a lot. Somehow she’s everything I’ve always wanted to be. I often wonder why she’s with me, for three years at that. In spite of me asking him this repeatedly, she can never give me an answer, or maybe she really doesn’t have one. I simply adore her don’t-care-a-damn attitude; she just doesn’t care what people had to say, and can get unpleasant individuals out of her system in a matter of seconds. That’s just why, I can’t but help being flattered because what I say does matter to her. She tells me every little thing, and does not hesitate to cry like a little child in front of me, if she feels like it. She takes my advice whenever needed, too. She respects me as a person, and there is very little about her that annoys me.

Piyu’s 22 and I’m 20, and I want to spend the rest of my life with her. We both have good jobs, we both love each other, and we will be happy with each other. Our parents would never agree to get us married off, and like that wasn’t enough, they’ve already started looking for boys to get her married off. But Piyu just keeps on rejecting them.

Even right now, I’m dying to meet her. She’s just back from an official trip to Europe, and I haven’t met her in two weeks. She says she’s got me a present, like she always does. The last time she was in Europe, she got me a large bottle of French wine. Well, I do wish she’d hurry up and come. the last few moments of waiting are always more excruciating than waiting two whole weeks. Oh, there she is! Perfectly toned body and a new haircut! She just looks better each day….

A tight embrace and we’re locked for a timeless moment. A moment where everything seemed so right. She then gently whispered in my ear, “I’ve missed you so much! I love you a lot, Isha.”

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All the characters in this whatever-you-may-call-it are fictitious.

Resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.

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Some funny-sunny Statuses I've ever come across!

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- Three things in life that are never certain - DREAMS SUCCESS FORTUNE


- Smart people know a tomato is a fruit, intelligent people know not to put it in a fruit salad!!


- Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret


- (user) Is Not Drunk..... Its This Crazy Thing Called Vodka That Makes It Impossible For Me
To Stand Up Straight =]


- (user) is a Bitch!!! (Beautiful, Intelligent, Truthful, Charming & HOT) ;)


- (user) is too lazy to type a status


- "Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't going' away."


- (user) says dont risk falling for someone unless they are willing to catch you!!


- (user) Wonders why ppl on Facebook tell you "I'm just going to have a bath' Does it look like i
give a fuck ??


- If some morning you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors, don't be scared you are
only in my heart


- Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?


- Sing your heart out, Dance in the rain, Cherish the memories, Ignore the pain, Love and learn,
Forget and forgive because remember you only have 1 life to live.


- A fine is a tax for doing something bad. A tax is a fine for doing something good.


- (user) says: The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and
weaknesses and still thinks you're completely amazing


- ::: Its raining, it pouring, Facebook is boring. Once again, I'm off to bed, I'll see you in the
morning!


-(user) says "If you saw me in a police car what would you think I got arrested for?" ..leave your
answers below.


- friendship is when you can say one word and crack up laughing, and no one else will ever
understand


- (user) is like a curly wurly.........Nice and sweet but a little bit twisted!


- (user) is wondering what shall I wear today, my halo and wings or my horns and tail???


- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete'
and start all over?


- (user) is having a conversation with someone who it bright, interesting and intelligent ... oh shit,
I'm talking to myself again


- (user) says you should always smile, it makes people suspicious


- 1 in 4 people are crazy. Look at your 3 closest friends, if they seem OK, you're the one!


- when filling out application forms, where it says In case of an emergency, contact.. i always put
Doctor - I mean, really... What could my mother do!?


- All statuses are busy.. One will be with you shortly.


- is testing his new computer chair....I'm away.....oooh now I'm back....... I'm away......ooh back
again........ I'm away........ weeee back again


- (user)'s 's arms have fallen off and is typing this with his nose!


- (user) says right now as you are reading this status, 17 million people are having sex, and look
at you, you are on the bloody computer


- Dear God, please give me a sense of humor as I deal with the idiots today!


- (user) says "I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. The manager said, "Have you
ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."


read more at www.facebook.com/Nikhil.Gala

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What a lovely art I've ever seen..!

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Shame on you Mumbai..!

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Well friends, Today is 30th april and I hope you all must have been known that today was the day to VOTE for our country. Our VOTE can bring the change for 5 years from now.

If you want change than be stubborn and informed VOTER and do VOTE for change!

I'm very happy as I voted today for my country for first time as I was minor and was very anxious to turn 18. I gave my VOTE to Congress. But one thing that hit my heart is that Mumbai got only 44% VOTES! Shocked ?? Yes, really It got..! Because people didn't come out from their house as it was too hot. Secondly more votes were expected from high posh area like Malabar hill where rich and educated citizens put up but Mumbai got less Votes from them also. Since it is very correctly said,

Bad Politicians are elected by good citizens who don't vote!

Your one vote would bring change for you only for 5 years. You should have to voted people keeping hot summer aside. As you are the part of this country. All of you haven't got the impact of 26/11 terror attack yet ???
When terrorist attacks to our country, at that time we abuse our leaders and poor security only. But let me tell you one thing, you do not have any rights to abuse them untill you do not vote. Everybody praises Mumbai's spirit, Mumbai's fast life but Mumbaikars are slow at voting this time. Everyone would ahead at abusing but voting. According to news, Cinior citizes were in more numbers than youngsters. All the bollywood's celebrities came to vote. One of the busiest MAN i.e. Shahrukh Khan also voted and he flied to India from SA for voting, leaving his IPL team which is also not performing well. Even Aamir Khan also came from USA for voting. Now you guys only think, where we all are lying ???

Have a look at below Images and you would be ashamed...











Can't you give your five minutes to your country for five years' breath ? think about it..!


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One of My favourite Nintendo Game - Mario

Well friends, all of you would be aware about Mario game. A very easy and damn interesting game I've ever found of Nintendo.

Here is an animated video of ours Mario. Just have a look....hope you ll like it.

It will take time to load but its worth a wait...








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The Woman in your Life...

The woman in your life...very well expressed...

























Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"


I hope you will do....



Respect Her.

Twitter Twitter Twitter..!

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well, you might have heard this word these days. Twitter, fast growing website these days. It is nothing but a small social networking site for real time which allows you to type your tweet within 140 characters just by asking one question i.e. what are you doing?

This would help your friends, families or co-workers to know about your current status thats why it is called a real time social networking site.

I have been twittering my tweets since last two months and I'm enjoying it.

Site URL : www.twitter.com

Join it and do follow me on Twitter @nicks25

and do let me know what are you doing?, where are you doing?, How are you doing?

If anybody is already there on Twitter then do post your profile link here to follow you or do follow me. Also write your reviews about Twitter.


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My college days in VESP, 2008-2009

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I'm really gonna miss this place, I'm gonna miss college days...!

Hey all guys from P11, Just wanna say that I will miss you all a lot and I love you all very much. Nice journey of my life with you all till now. Really unforgettable..!

Best days of my Life...

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Keep smiling and do miss me also...

- Nikhil Gala

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What a Patriotic child ..!

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Hey friends, check out this video. A small child is singing National Anthem of India.
She has sung very well and cutely. I hats off to this girl and her Nationality..!
Most Talented girl in the world I guess...



Hey people, I think she deserves lots of complements and praises. So just pinch your words in comments and tribute her.

Jai Hind..!


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Funny poetry ..!

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Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pool par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pool par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...

Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pool par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo..
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai
Jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

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It's called Mindset..!

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It's called Mindset!!

As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.

"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.... Why shouldn't we try it again?

"YOUR ATTEMPT MAY FAIL, BUT NEVER FAIL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT."

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White Dwarf game..worth a play..!

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Hey friends, have a look at this Flash game, you will like it.

There are three different modes in this game, Original, Avoid and Collect.
Just click on the circle at center and read the instruction in every mode and start playing. Move your mouse slowly to score higher.

My score is 4400, whats yours ???

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Poem by an African Kid..!

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When I born, I black

When I grow up, I black

When I go in Sun, I black

When I scared, I black

When I sick, I black

And when I die, I still black


And you white fellow

When you born, you pink

When you go in sun, you red

When you cold, you blue

When you scared, you yellow

When you sick, you green

And when you die, you gray


And you calling me colored ?

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Bhuvan of Lagaan Movie...What to say about this Innocent Guy, Villager, unEducated, Pessimist, Day Dreamer person..!

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Lagaan, an awesome movie..! Freinds, I like this movie very much. I've watched this movie at least 7 times and still i can watch it if anybody ask me to do so. Really, a very inspirational movie for a common man who thinks about he can not do anything extra ordinary things in his entire life though he can do. But they do not know the results of the true hard work.

As Shahrukh Khan very correctly said in his interview that any common man can bacome a very famous personality or a successful person in his life if he really works hard.

My college's ( VESP ) H.O.D. Mr. Rocky Jagtiani once had said me that give your 100% to your any damn work, you will surely be successful. Really, I admire this person a lot. A True HardWorker with smartness.


Just keep thinking, you are something and FCUK the others, thus keep gaining your Confidence by this line whenever you feel nervous. Because confidence is 50% behind your success and 50% is your hard work.

I have some inspirational screenshots of this movie. Check here below...
Really, read it, you will feel it..!

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So friends, I hope, you might have liked these screenshots and also influenced by this. Well friends, Be a Leader like Bhuvan and keep a Positive Attitude like him and be Pessimist in your life because Pessimism never lost any war. Do comment your views.

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Happy Valentine's Day..!

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.


well friends, i'm single yet n i'm proud to be single. This is my message to my ANGEL who would be my Valentine in future but i do not know when. God knows because he is still creating her for me.




friends, Enjoy your Valentine's Day and always keep smiling...!
Take care..!

What a bullshit I've ever found in our indians....!

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Well people, I'm posting this article against our indians who are really fool and always ahead in criticizing others. I received one email from one of my friend a week before regarding to 26/11 terror attack titled WHO DESERVES MORE ??? I think, you yourself also might have received this email because some fools have forwarded it to others without thinking on it even for a second also.

In this email there are some images which I have listed below...


below these images it has been written as:

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(The India cricket team bus & DON'T MISS the VIJAY RATH )

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and below these images :

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(Now lets have a look at the luxury our commandos had after their 60 hr sleepless battle!!!)
(The Black Cat (NSG) commando bus after operation at TAJ .)

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after all these bullshit and nonsense, there is 1 line which stuck and did hurt me a lot ...

which is : WHICH VICTORY WAS CRITICAL ??


this line which kept me in shock and then I asked myself was that 26/11 terror attack a game ??? Why the hell people are comparing this Victory over terror with the Cricket Victory ??? really it is utter-nonsense !!! Cricket is a game or sports but these terror attacks are not!



that email was also containing some of written content as follows...[ email content enclosed by square brackets ]

[ What a shame and disgrace to every citizen of India that the elite NSG Force was transported into ordinary BEST buses, whereas our cricketers are transported into state of the art
luxury buses, these Jawans lay down their lives to protect every Indian and these cricketers get paid even if they lose a match, we worship these cricketers and forget the martyrdom of these brave Jawans. The Jawans should be paid the salaries of the cricketers and the cricketers should be paid the salaries of the Jawans.

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Huh... This is our India.... Please be a human being and forward this to everyone u know. Please forward to as many as you can , in the hope it reaches to someone who can make a difference.

Do not worry about those who have come thru boats... Our forces can easily defeat them. WORRY about those who have come thru votes.... Those are our REAL ENEMIES.. , Guys lets utilize our votes sensibly , that's the least we can do. Pass it on if u r hurt to so we can spread d msg of logical voting.

Jai Hind.

An Indian ]

This is what all which was there in email. It has been written over there about Luxury bus and all, but people tell me 1 thing, it was not a game for us and not a victory. It was just our mistake or leak of security where we lacked and the Terrorist got chance to get into Mumbai. Although you people are considering it as a Victory and all, so it doesn't mean that we should celebrate it and also should give honour to our JAWANS by taking them into Luxury buses and all. This is the waste of time and during all this, another attack can be taken over by them. After this terrific attack, we should awake ourselves and make our security more stronger. And remember people when it comes to terror attack, JAWANS and all there is no celebration because they don't have time for all that. They only have to keep their eyes on bull's eye constantly. Jawans life is three steps only...that is

1. Get up
2. Survive.
3. Go back to bed

So people now you tell me, how can you compare our Indian Cricket Team with these JAWANS ??
Please people, our JAWANS are so innocent and loyal so please do not show them the dreams and life of the Cricketers. Do not corrupt their minds.really it is senseless. And their job is to save our country and to save us. No wonder and issues about that and our Cricketers job is to shine our country across the World.

They also have written about salaries and all. You must have read it above..
Let me clear 1 thing, tell me how many Cricketers are there in our Cricket team ??? obviously 1 will say 11. And how many JAWANS are there in our Indian Army Territory ?? none can answer this because they are countless. Now you people only tell me that how can one pay them as much salaries as Cricketers get paid. Can anyone ?? Can our government ?? Even our counrty or government has many burden of loan over the World Bank then how can you tell that these JAWANS should be get paid as much as Cricketers. And Cricketers are not only get paid by our Government but they get more than that by Sponsors. Do our army have sponsors ?? You know one thing, in Cricket, they have that much sponsors as much as the no of JAWANS we have in our Indian Territory. So Cricketer's field and JAWAN's field is totally different and how can one compare it people ?? really it is senseless.

This email content had been also printed in Bombay times and many read and created wrong chaos in their mind. And one might have created email and sent it across the world wide web. Many read it and forwarded it as a blind. So these type of emails should not be forwarded.



Because of such a nonsense content like this, people( our JAWAN also ) will start thinking in wrong directions and they will also raise questions about all these shits which will be lead dichotomy in our Unity. So please be awake before doing anything.



I do agree with the content of the email at the end regarding to our Politicians. I like these words the most [ WORRY about those who have come thru votes...] and you can not blame our Politicians also because we have selected them and we ourselves also should do something for our society. And please do not forward such type of mails ever.



That what I think and I want to tell you people and I don't know whether I'm right or wrong.
Please do give your reviews in comments.

Written and Posted by Nikhil Gala